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<i>Previously on
"Resident Alien"--</i>

2
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<i>This is bad.
Mantids are very dangerous.</i>

3
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<i>Maybe the Greys placed
some kind of inhibitor</i>

4
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in you to stop you
from accessing your powers.

5
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We can't let our guard down.
Not till we catch Joseph.

6
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<i>Should we let Mike
and Liv catch him?</i>

7
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<i>No. If they find Joseph
first, we will never get</i>

8
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<i>the information we need
about our baby.</i>

9
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Hi, Peter.

10
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I didn't know you were
bringing company.

11
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Peter's proof
that aliens are real.

12
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Son of a bitch.
I believe in aliens.

13
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<i>Greys separated out
Harry's alien particles</i>

14
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<i>and left the rest.</i>

15
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<i>Before Bruce died,</i>

16
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<i>he told me the one thing
I could trade to the Greys</i>

17
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<i>is the technology
of my people,</i>

18
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<i>powerful enough
to destroy my home planet.</i>

19
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<i>That will get me
my alien energy back,</i>

20
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<i>and I know where to find it.</i>

21
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<i>The old ones say
the spirit we carry within us</i>

22
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<i>is the spirit given to us
by the star people.</i>

23
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<i>This symbol tells us
when the star people</i>

24
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<i>will come back to visit.</i>

25
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<i>We draw these stories
to remind us who we are</i>

26
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<i>and where we come from.</i>

27
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"The stories we tell today
are woven into all of us.

28
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And we carry them
with us forever."

29
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My dad's dad
and his dad's dad--

30
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actually,
my entire family has been

31
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in the time travel portal
business for generations.

32
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Except for my cousin Rex.

33
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He's an actuary,
which would make 97.3333--

34
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<i>Storytelling is
a way to take someone</i>

35
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<i>to someplace they
have never been,</i>

36
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<i>a way to travel through time.</i>

37
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<i>Dale's stories make me wish
I could return to a time</i>

38
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<i>before I was even born.</i>

39
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Now, my mother,
that's a whole different story.

40
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She's died.

41
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Uh, that's it.
That's the story.

42
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- Wow. I'm sorry.
- Wow, I am heartbroken.

43
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At this rate,
I will also be dead

44
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before I can retrieve
my alien device from 1970

45
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and trade it with the Greys
to get my alien energy back.

46
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<i>And the Greys will
probably use that device</i>

47
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<i>to destroy my home planet.</i>

48
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<i>But nobody needs to know that.</i>

49
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<i>Some stories are better
not told.</i>

50
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Don't rush me.

51
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Going back to a specific time
requires finesse,

52
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and I am an artiste.

53
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Well, I am a doctor who
left the clinic early

54
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'cause I thought
you'd be finished by now.

55
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Your slow work

56
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has put the health
of an entire town at risk.

57
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Has it?

58
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What's that supposed to mean?

59
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Dude, without your
big alien brain,

60
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you're just a guy
handing lollipops to kids.

61
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Yeah, last week,
you wrote a prescription

62
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for an apple a day.

63
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Has that girl been sick
since? No.

64
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As a matter of fact, I'm...

65
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still getting headaches.

66
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So how does this
time travel thing work?

67
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You go back in time and step
on a butterfly or whatever,

68
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and do you come back and, like,
monkeys are in charge?

69
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Ha-ha.
That is not how portals work.

70
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If I went back 50 years
and ran into ten-year-old Asta

71
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and cut off her toe, she would
not suddenly lose her toe now.

72
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Do you think I'm 60?

73
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What?

74
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When you go to the past,
a new reality branches off,

75
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creating a parallel universe.

76
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Oh, hang on.

77
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I think I have some
brochures somewhere.

78
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Hmm.
"So you wanna time travel?

79
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traversing
the space-time continuum

80
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"may cause serious
side effects,

81
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"including incontinence,
rectal bleeding,

82
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or a prolonged
and painful erection."

83
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All right, so it's not all bad.
Let's do this.

84
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You're not going.

85
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Hey, I made
this thing happen.

86
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Dale only answered Harry's call
because he has a crush on me.

87
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It's true.

88
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I wouldn't be here
if it weren't so electric

89
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between me and the Red Menace.

90
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Harry, tell her she can't go.

91
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- You can go.
- Uh?

92
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Because you are courageous,
and you are not afraid to die.

93
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And it will be helpful to me

94
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to have someone to hide behind
in case I get shot at.

95
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You're not going.

96
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Nobody is going anywhere
until I finish this.

97
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Now give me some space.

98
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I'll have you back to 1870
in no time.

99
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1970.

100
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Then I'm gonna need a day.

101
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This is Operation Manticide.

102
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The praying mantis has
several natural predators,

103
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bats, spiders, and birds.

104
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We don't have time to collect
enough bats and spiders,

105
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and I'm afraid of birds
since one got into my bedroom,

106
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so instead, I developed
a weapons-grade manticide

107
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with neem oil,
which is a natural pesticide.

108
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And also good for dandruff.

109
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What are you doing?

110
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It's 3:00.

111
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I started
the Alien Club Meeting.

112
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You can't start without me.

113
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I'm the one who
started this club

114
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when you went away for school.

115
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I'm the leader.

116
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Then maybe show up on time.

117
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I was busy alien tracking
because I'm the Alien Tracker.

118
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And I found a fresh pile
of animal bones

119
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out by the Grady turnoff.

120
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I thought the Mantid
only killed humans.

121
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You told them
about the Mantid?

122
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You weren't here.

123
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You're lucky I didn't revoke
your Alien Club privileges.

124
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You're lucky you can't.

125
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Because I'm the president.
You're the secretary.

126
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Hello, I'm Max, your president.

127
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I've seen this Alien Mantid,

128
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and I tased him,
which saved the world.

129
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We need to attack again,
so if you all want to be heroes

130
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and not losers holding homemade
salad dressing, join me.

131
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I want to be a hero.

132
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Did I mention that
the Mantid eats people's heads?

133
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So follow Max
and enjoy having no head.

134
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S-sorry, Max.

135
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I like my head.

136
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Our heads are safe.
We can wear cool helmets.

137
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The Patience County
Sheriff's Department

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was called to the
Copper Ridge Motel

139
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after the grisly discovery
of a headless John Doe.

140
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I'm here with
manager Judy Cooper.

141
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This must be difficult for you.

142
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Isn't this the second death
at your hotel in the past year?

143
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Yeah.

144
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There was a third guy
who broke his neck

145
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diving into the hot tub,
but he's still sort of alive.

146
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So the floater was better.

147
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<i>This one was</i> messy.

148
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<i>But, um, our top-notch staff
cleaned it very well.</i>

149
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<i>That's Collette.</i>

150
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<i>She's, like,
a really good cleaner.</i>

151
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<i>She has, like, OC-DC, so--</i>

152
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<i>Um, so...</i>

153
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<i>come out to the Copper Ridge,</i>

154
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<i>where all our rooms
have locks now.</i>

155
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<i>I'm Margo Keen reporting
with Live 16 KVKC.</i>

156
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<i>Ooh, we're also running
prom night specials.</i>

157
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<i>Lose it here and save.</i>

158
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Hey.

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Could only find
a handful of pre-1970s coins,

160
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but this is like $10,000
in today's money.

161
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This is a bad idea.

162
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Relax, it's just time travel.

163
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You don't hear anything wrong
with that sentence?

164
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OK, $5,000.

165
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Wait, which sentence?

166
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Would you stop?

167
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Why do you do this?

168
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You always just jump on to
whatever thing's the fastest.

169
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Yeah, that's why
I spent my childhood

170
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going 100 miles an hour
down mountains.

171
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Every nerve in your body
is screaming.

172
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Yeah, they're screaming,
"Stop trying to kill me."

173
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See?

174
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You get it.
- I don't get it.

175
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Well, you got it from Joseph,
who--

176
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-- -is half-alien, might I add.

177
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I'm just saying
maybe I'm not the only one

178
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looking for some excitement.

179
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I was...

180
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trying to save her life.

181
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Yeah, carpe...

182
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damn, girl.

183
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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

184
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OK, yes, it's one thing
to save her life.

185
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I just don't want to--

186
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make sleeping
with hybrid aliens

187
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and kidnapping our friend's
baby and time travel the norm.

188
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I'll be fine.

189
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It's 1970.
How rough could it be?

190
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It was one of the most
tumultuous and stressful years

191
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in our country's history.

192
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Yeah, but...

193
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I'll look good.

194
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Nice.

195
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Lookin' good.

196
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I'm gonna need
some new threads.

197
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OK, we're just north
of the lighthouse.

198
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The device dropped near here

199
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somewhere
from my people's spaceship

200
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at exactly 7:04 p.m.
last night.

201
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You seem pretty confident
for somebody walking on a beach

202
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from 50 years ago.

203
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The details of the mission

204
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that put that device
on this beach

205
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are known by all of my people.

206
00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,763
The pilot that
missed his target,

207
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he was tortured and killed.

208
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:11,462
Jesus.
Overreact much?

209
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It was so sad.

210
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But you know,
we sing a commemorative song

211
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every year on this day
in Screaming Ted's memory.

212
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That's... touching.

213
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Well, it's better
if you understood my language,

214
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because the chorus rhymes
the date of his failure

215
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with "dissected alive."

216
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Seems like a weird rhyme.

217
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Son of a bitch.

218
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Morning, Jen.

219
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Yoo-hoo.

220
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Son of a bitch.

221
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Sorry, I need to go and say hi
to my friends.

222
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,168
What the hell are
you two doing here?

223
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,735
I came for that.

224
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,128
Thank you for cleaning
the sand off of it.

225
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,390
I'll take it now and go home.

226
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:11,697
Oh, no.
It's mine.

227
00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,395
So you and Asta can just

228
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,397
go back to your time portal
now.

229
00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,660
Actually, I, um--
I'm D'arcy.

230
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:21,054
Ah.
He never mentioned you.

231
00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:27,974
So if you'll excuse me, I have
a shift at the lobster shack.

232
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:30,106
Never mentioned me?
Not once?

233
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,499
No, that is not accurate.

234
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:35,329
I always called you
Asta's useless appendage.

235
00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:54,000
- Hey.
- Hey.

236
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,392
How did it go in Braddock?

237
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,003
- It went great.
- Yeah?

238
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,265
The alien implant is gone.

239
00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,788
Oh, that's great.

240
00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:02,051
Yeah, it, uh--it looked
like a little piece of glass.

241
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,619
I told the doctor that
I was in a car accident

242
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,055
when I was a kid.

243
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,709
- Oh, good thinking.
- Yeah.

244
00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,711
So now that we know that
our baby is here,

245
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,191
you know, and not
in outer space somewhere,

246
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,888
what do you--what do you
think about telling Liv?

247
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:16,805
Oh, honey, we still can't.
She'd have to report it.

248
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:21,331
Well, then, you know,
I--I won't tell Deputy Liv.

249
00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,768
I'll tell friend Liv.

250
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,074
Oh, honey,
that's very clever.

251
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:26,641
But she would have
to tell Mike.

252
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,469
Yeah, but--
but Liv believes in aliens.

253
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,210
She might actually believe us.

254
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,603
It doesn't matter
if Liv believes.

255
00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:33,909
Got it.

256
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:34,780
Mike is never going
to take her seriously.

257
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,870
That guy does not
believe in aliens.

258
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,959
I think an alien
might be doing these killings.

259
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,396
Wait, you're saying
you believe in aliens?

260
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,006
I've been looking
at all this evidence.

261
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:47,618
Joseph might be behind
these headless murders.

262
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:50,709
Now, if that's true,
you were right.

263
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,971
Then you're saying
you believe in aliens.

264
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,146
You just said it.

265
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,190
What do you want,
a damn parade?

266
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:55,235
I don't have time
for this nonsense

267
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:56,540
with Joseph out there
on the loose

268
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,978
and a one-legged cyborg man
stuck in a cave.

269
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,806
No. You saw one.

270
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,069
You believe, and I need
you to say it out loud.

271
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,375
This is so exciting.

272
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,515
Now delete that, Deputy.

273
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:17,126
Yep.
It never happened.

274
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,301
Delete that.

275
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:23,524
Are you dancing?

276
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,787
I see your shadow
through the door.

277
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:31,793
Boy, you're fussy today.

278
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,536
<i>Hey, it's Kate.</i>

279
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,407
<i>Sorry I haven't gotten those
environmental reports to you.</i>

280
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,061
<i>I've been dealing
with some stuff.</i>

281
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,848
<i>But I promise to get them
to you in the next day or two.</i>

282
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,502
<i>Hey, it's Kate.</i>

283
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,591
<i>Sorry I haven't gotten those
environmental reports to you.</i>

284
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,245
<i>I've been dealing
with some stuff,</i>

285
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,160
<i>but I promise to get them
to you in the next day or two.</i>

286
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,152
Where did you get the baby?

287
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:30,069
As I recall, the deal was
no questions asked.

288
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,028
I am a lawyer
and an officer of the court,

289
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,639
so you should think twice
before you perjure yourself.

290
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,424
Do the baby's parents
know where she is?

291
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,468
I object.

292
00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:39,861
This isn't a courtroom.

293
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,732
You're the one that
started using law words.

294
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,343
You know you can't lie to me.

295
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,605
Remember first grade,

296
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:45,867
when I made you
tell me the truth

297
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:47,434
about holding hands
with Charlie Hamilton?

298
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,522
That wasn't fair.

299
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,002
You did that thing

300
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,917
where you look into my eyes
like you can see my soul.

301
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,528
Well, as your cousin who
can see inside your soul,

302
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:58,358
I need you to just give me
a simple yes or no.

303
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,881
Is that Kate's baby?

304
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:06,627
Yes, but that
is all I can say.

305
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,716
And Kate doesn't even know
where she is.

306
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,283
Which is not
as bad as it sounds,

307
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:13,416
but that is all I can say.

308
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,897
Please don't look inside me.

309
00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,899
Please?

310
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,208
OK, fine.
Yes, it's Kate's baby.

311
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,339
And she was taken by aliens

312
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,601
and then we were
on a spaceship,

313
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,255
which is actually
inside the moon.

314
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,431
And--and--and Joseph,
the deputy, is also an alien

315
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,042
who likes to play doctor
and nurse in the bedroom,

316
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,957
except I'm the doctor
and he's the nurse.

317
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:32,958
Happy now?

318
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,917
I'm sorry, what?

319
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,445
OK, so you saved the Earth
three times.

320
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:43,925
Maybe four?

321
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:47,276
Um, after the first,
it's easy to lose track.

322
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,497
It's all just so, like, whoa.

323
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,499
Yeah.

324
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,936
Whoa.

325
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,505
Also, there's something else.

326
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:02,117
This might be hard to believe,
but...

327
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,772
there is an alien who
lives in Patience.

328
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,948
You mean Harry?

329
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:07,993
You knew?

330
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,342
Easy guess.

331
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,386
I mean, if anyone's an alien,
it's either Harry

332
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,475
or that guy Coco
from the bookstore.

333
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,824
I should have told you.

334
00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,478
It was just--
it was all too much.

335
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,654
I mean, it's not safe
to be part of any of this,

336
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:18,960
and I didn't want
you to get hurt.

337
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,570
It's OK.
You're telling me now.

338
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,789
That's all that matters.

339
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,443
We are cousins.

340
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,619
We have that special bond and
we tell each other everything.

341
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,447
And don't worry, I'm not--
I'm not going to tell anyone.

342
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,492
It's our secret.

343
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,103
Well, my dad knows.

344
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,147
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

345
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,148
- Of--yeah, that's--
- Yeah.

346
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,367
- That's really good.
- Yeah.

347
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,194
That's good.

348
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,412
You know, the three of us,

349
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,153
we're going to figure this out
together.

350
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,502
D'arcy knows, too.

351
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:40,503
OK.

352
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,852
And Max and Sahar.

353
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:43,245
And maybe
some of their friends.

354
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,594
I'm feeling less special.

355
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,553
Oh, God, I'm so sorry
I never told you.

356
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:49,948
It was just too dangerous,
and--I don't know.

357
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,297
Knowing that we're not alone
in the universe,

358
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:53,038
it sounds comforting,
but it also

359
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:56,128
can feel like
not being alone in the house.

360
00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,478
- Scary.
- A little bit.

361
00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,480
Do you remember
that comic book, "Sky,"

362
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,699
that we used to read
all the time as kids?

363
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:03,874
Yeah.

364
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,181
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I loved that comic.

365
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,009
We made T-shirts
of the hand with paint.

366
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,315
Yeah.

367
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:12,274
Our people have
been passing down this story

368
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:16,017
for hundreds of years,
generation through generation.

369
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,020
And someday, we're going
to tell it to our kids.

370
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,195
Yeah.

371
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,676
We are a part
of something much bigger.

372
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,504
And you,

373
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:28,029
you are the sum of everyone
who has come before you.

374
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,900
You are formidable.

375
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,728
You are everything.

376
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,950
You are everything.

377
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:39,736
I know.

378
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,406
Please get out.

379
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,581
No way.

380
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,062
These prices are insane.

381
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,151
Lobster dinner, 3 bucks?

382
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:06,328
And with your discount--
OK, I'll take two of those.

383
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:09,070
And I will have
the alien device.

384
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,594
Lady, a little service here?

385
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:13,074
This guy.

386
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,989
Hey, Hoss, maybe calm down.

387
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,251
Have one of these...

388
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,645
50 cent beers?
Is this a joke?

389
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,212
Oh, my God, OK.

390
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:23,084
Round for everybody on me.

391
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,608
Please take it easy.

392
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:26,914
I need this job.

393
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,351
Didn't you need
to go diarrhea?

394
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:30,570
Ah.

395
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:31,788
Yes, that's right.

396
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,574
Time travel.
Brutal on the ol' plumbing.

397
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:35,705
I need to go...

398
00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,968
Pee out of my butt.

399
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:40,797
You're disgusting.

400
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,809
You can't have it.

401
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,899
I need it.
- For what?

402
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,293
To save my father's life.

403
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,948
I know what I saw.
Look at the damn photos.

404
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,210
Oh, we have.

405
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:04,691
Could have been
a weather balloon.

406
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,823
<i>The agents who made him
feel like he was crazy</i>

407
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:09,913
and ruined his life will
be at his house in an hour.

408
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,350
If these people
are your problem,

409
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,916
then give me the device

410
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,441
and I will crush their heads in
with it before I leave.

411
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:18,531
That would do nothing.
They'd just send more.

412
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:22,143
I saw that alien device fall
on the beach when I was a kid,

413
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:25,015
but I was too scared
to say anything.

414
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,627
It's proof that what
he saw is real.

415
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:30,195
When the agents leave,
I will give it to him,

416
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,284
and he will finally
know the truth.

417
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:35,287
Well, I need it.

418
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,289
The Greys stole my--

419
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:41,815
what you would call my
life force, my alien energy.

420
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:45,819
And I need to trade the Greys
the device to get it back.

421
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,690
What are the Greys
planning to do with it?

422
00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:51,955
They will
obliterate my planet.

423
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,696
It sounds worse than it is.

424
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:59,224
I've been here for two years.

425
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:01,269
I came back to spend time
with my father.

426
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,663
Just a couple of months,

427
00:19:03,664 --> 00:19:06,753
just enough to have
a proper goodbye.

428
00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:10,060
As far as he knew, I was just
a new lady in town named Jen.

429
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:13,325
But now, we're friends.

430
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:16,371
So last night, when your
people's spaceship flew over,

431
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:19,940
I realized that I can fix this.

432
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,899
Waitress.

433
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,082
Yes, sir. OK.

434
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,823
I checked the back room,

435
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,261
looked in every purse
and all I found were Aqua Net,

436
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,220
cigarettes, lots of cigarettes.

437
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,395
So many cigarettes.

438
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,223
My God, how are there
still people?

439
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,833
But no alien device.

440
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,922
I will check her car.

441
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:50,449
And you stay here
and babysit General Fish Hands.

442
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,452
- Why do you get to do it?
- Because it is my turn.

443
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,584
And also, I am not good
at chitting,

444
00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,238
and I'm even worse at chatting.

445
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:58,935
OK, all right, you can do it.

446
00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:02,635
But first, I'm just going to go
grab you a piece of this

447
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:06,813
dirty, unwrapped 1970s
hard candy by the door here.

448
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,423
Don't you--son of a bitch.

449
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,388
Oh, hello, you two.

450
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:19,260
I wanted to introduce you
to FBI Agent Jules Gardner.

451
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,305
This is Sheriff Mike--

452
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,350
Explode. Ignite.

453
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,265
both:
Patience School is dynamite.

454
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:26,049
OK.

455
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,747
Liv Baker, it's been forever.

456
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,401
They stopped
doing that cheer.

457
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,272
You can't say dynamite
in a school gym anymore.

458
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,491
Huh.

459
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:34,101
I didn't know
you went to Patience High.

460
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:35,233
Best years of my life.

461
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,844
Wow, Jules Gardner.

462
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:40,760
Ben Hawthorne,
sitting in the mayor's office.

463
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:41,935
You know, I don't, uh--

464
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,980
I don't think
I've seen you since prom.

465
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,286
Remember?

466
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,722
You, uh, stole my girlfriend.

467
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,028
Oh, right.

468
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,683
Well, I was drunk
and your date was a lesbian.

469
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:53,338
Yeah, maybe
for, like, a night.

470
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,209
We dated for six years.

471
00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,342
Hey, didn't you throw up
in the photo booth?

472
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,604
- On the snack table.
- Snack table.

473
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:00,475
Welcome back to Patience.

474
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,521
I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson.
- Hi, yeah.

475
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,827
Lena told me all about you
as soon as I came on board.

476
00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,569
I called in Agent Gardner to
assist us in the investigation.

477
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,484
She lives in Jessup,
and the Colorado field office

478
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:10,833
was just assigned the case.

479
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,009
Oh, good.

480
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,228
I mean, I'm not sure

481
00:21:14,229 --> 00:21:16,317
we need outside help
on this one, but OK.

482
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,101
It's protocol
in situations like this.

483
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,538
She's a behavioral analyst,

484
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:21,453
and she works out of the
field office in the Springs.

485
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:23,411
Wow, that is so cool.

486
00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,500
She also received
a Shield of Bravery,

487
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,328
so I think we are
in very good hands.

488
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,200
Sounds like we are.

489
00:21:30,201 --> 00:21:32,202
So the murders.

490
00:21:32,203 --> 00:21:33,465
I worked up a profile.

491
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,118
This has serial killer
written all over it.

492
00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,382
You're going to want to order
a town-wide curfew for now

493
00:21:37,383 --> 00:21:38,687
to keep everyone safe.

494
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:40,428
Yeah, well, I'm--
I'm way ahead of you.

495
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:42,125
I hold regular
self-defense classes,

496
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:45,564
so I'm teaching everyone
in town to protect themselves.

497
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:47,174
You do?

498
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:49,045
Well, I'm--I'm not sure that
we have the budget for that.

499
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,090
Don't need a budget.

500
00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,352
Do it right here
in the town hall.

501
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,962
When?

502
00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:55,225
The usual night.

503
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:56,792
You never show up.

504
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:59,229
I would, but I never have
anything imaginary to wear.

505
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,275
My point is,
I'm in the process

506
00:22:01,276 --> 00:22:04,887
of turning every citizen in
this town into a lethal weapon.

507
00:22:04,888 --> 00:22:06,715
Well, it sounds like
we have all the bases covered.

508
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:10,240
I'm sure we'll catch
whoever it is in no time.

509
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,286
<i>Should have known.</i>

510
00:22:12,287 --> 00:22:15,071
<i>Eat a couple of human heads,
cops start swarming,</i>

511
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:18,118
<i>and soon, every loser in town
has a crime podcast.</i>

512
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:21,556
<i>I guess it's not that bad.
Mix it up a little.</i>

513
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,777
<i>Eat a few wild animals
while things calm down.</i>

514
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:28,084
<i>When we were young, we'd eat
anything with a pulse.</i>

515
00:22:28,085 --> 00:22:32,350
<i>Nobody talked about carbs
or protein intake.</i>

516
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,134
<i>Suppertime.</i>

517
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,886
Is this OK?

518
00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:50,019
No, it's not scary.

519
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,241
Oh.

520
00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:56,112
Hi, Max.
Catch the Mantid yet?

521
00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:59,855
Do you mean have
I saved the world again yet?

522
00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:00,943
No.

523
00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:04,251
Now, if you'll excuse me,

524
00:23:04,252 --> 00:23:08,822
apparently, Bridget is afraid
of cartoon vampires.

525
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,580
What's the problem here,
little lady?

526
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:30,320
Hey.

527
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,321
Well--

528
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,367
Yeah, I'm a little lady.

529
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:35,630
And I'm just so silly.

530
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:39,547
You know, it's no-bra night
at the war protest,

531
00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:42,463
and I've done locked myself
out of my car.

532
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:43,638
Oh.

533
00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,031
Well, let me see what I can do.

534
00:23:45,032 --> 00:23:46,380
All right.

535
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:47,861
Far out.

536
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:56,869
- There you go.
- Groovy.

537
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,479
What did you
say your name was?

538
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,873
I should, uh,
take it for my report.

539
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:01,961
Oh, yeah.

540
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:04,485
The name's Carol... Brady.

541
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,922
Uh, husband's Mike.
He's an architect.

542
00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,315
Just us and our six kids

543
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:11,361
and I think the housekeeper
maybe lives with us?

544
00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:12,798
Like the TV show?

545
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:13,799
Is that on TV?

546
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:14,669
Already?

547
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:17,585
I'm just joking.

548
00:24:17,586 --> 00:24:21,850
Uh, my real name is
Meredith Grey.

549
00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:23,112
I'm a surgeon.

550
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,332
Just need your name.

551
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,855
Outta sight.

552
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,686
All right, all right.

553
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,646
Give peace a chance.

554
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,518
Jesus.

555
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,041
Found it.

556
00:24:40,435 --> 00:24:41,522
I win.

557
00:24:46,049 --> 00:24:48,442
You know, Max,
if you want to help--

558
00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:51,227
Max?

559
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:52,272
Bridget.

560
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,756
Oh, no.

561
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:02,282
Oh, yeah. Yeah, get into it.
Uh.

562
00:25:02,283 --> 00:25:04,153
Get into it.
A big one right there.

563
00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:05,459
Oh, wow. All right.

564
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:07,243
Good job, Marie.
Good job, everybody.

565
00:25:07,244 --> 00:25:08,984
Give her a hand. Right?

566
00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:10,725
Nice job.

567
00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:12,205
Who wants to go next?

568
00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:13,380
Judy,
you want to give it a shot?

569
00:25:13,381 --> 00:25:15,034
Come on.
- Yes, Sensei Mike.

570
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,557
You don't have to call me that.

571
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,037
Yes, my Lord.

572
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:18,820
You don't have
to call me that either.

573
00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,169
Just remember,

574
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:22,215
most of your attackers
will be men, all right?

575
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:23,869
So you're going to want
to go strong into the groin.

576
00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,392
All right?
Strong into the groin.

577
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:28,047
Trust me, it still hurts
even if you're a girl.

578
00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,092
I fell out of a tree when
I was eight.

579
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:32,094
Took a tree limb
right in the beef.

580
00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:33,487
OK.

581
00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:34,749
OK, Judy, thank you.

582
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,882
Let's, uh--let's give it a try.
All right.

583
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:37,883
Let's show 'em how it's done.

584
00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:39,798
Here you go.

585
00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:41,060
- Yee-ah!
- Oh, wow.

586
00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,452
I see why you got the gi now.

587
00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:44,106
- Hiyah!
- Oh, OK.

588
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:45,804
- Ow.
- All right. Very good.

589
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:47,936
This is called the windmill.

590
00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:48,894
Yeah!
- Oh.

591
00:25:48,895 --> 00:25:50,243
Ah.

592
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:53,072
So, how's that whole
weird Joseph thing going?

593
00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:55,074
You said that
he's back in town?

594
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:58,077
Oh, I didn't say that.

595
00:25:58,078 --> 00:25:59,382
Some guy wearing a mask

596
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,602
whose breath smelled very bad
told me that.

597
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,996
He probably hadn't eaten
in a while.

598
00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:05,824
Sometimes that would do that.

599
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:10,263
So what's--what's, um, going on
with that crazy thing anyway?

600
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:12,613
I can't really involve you.

601
00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,920
You should leave it up
to the professionals.

602
00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:15,964
Well, I'm the mayor,

603
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:18,271
so I'm obviously
a professional.

604
00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,926
If snipping ribbons with
fake giant scissors counts.

605
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,231
Oh, those aren't fake.
They cut.

606
00:26:22,232 --> 00:26:24,538
Ask Charlie Jones
about his ear.

607
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:26,279
Doesn't make sense
to loop you in

608
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,628
since you don't know anything.

609
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:30,892
Oh, don't I?

610
00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:33,939
Let's just say
I have experience

611
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:37,377
with certain things
I cannot discuss.

612
00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:38,900
- Experienced?
- Mm-hmm.

613
00:26:38,901 --> 00:26:40,946
Like alien experience?

614
00:26:40,947 --> 00:26:42,295
I knew it.

615
00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:43,644
Kate has been abducted
by aliens.

616
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,211
Just tell me.

617
00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:47,692
Wow, you went right to--no.

618
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:50,085
What?
No way.

619
00:26:50,086 --> 00:26:51,130
That's--that's crazy.

620
00:26:51,131 --> 00:26:52,435
Slander, you know.

621
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,220
Get out of here with that.

622
00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:56,091
OK, all right.
Good job.

623
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,440
She got fists of steel.

624
00:26:57,441 --> 00:26:58,572
All right,
who else wants to try?

625
00:26:58,573 --> 00:26:59,921
Anybody?

626
00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:01,053
I'll go.

627
00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:03,403
Oh, all right.
Come on up, Kate.

628
00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:04,665
All right.
- Go, Kate. Hey.

629
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:05,797
You know what?

630
00:27:05,798 --> 00:27:06,972
Let's change it up
a little bit here.

631
00:27:06,973 --> 00:27:08,147
Do me a favor.
Turn around.

632
00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:09,539
- Oh.
- Yeah? OK.

633
00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:11,106
You're out there.

634
00:27:11,107 --> 00:27:12,978
You're minding
your own business.

635
00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,501
And you don't hear nothing.

636
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,285
And then all of a sudden, bam.

637
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:17,896
Something's got you.

638
00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,116
Please

639
00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:22,814
Give me my baby.

640
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:24,206
No.

641
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:26,382
Right by your neck.
Now, what you gonna do?

642
00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:28,167
No.
I said no.

643
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:29,168
- Jesus--
- No.

644
00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:30,212
- All right.
- No.

645
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,127
- You're doing it.
- No. No. No.

646
00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,607
No. No. No.

647
00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:35,391
- Stop, stop.
- No. No. No.

648
00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:38,264
It's OK, it's OK.
It's OK.

649
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,964
I'm starting to remember.

650
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:52,713
Ms. Twelvetrees,
I need your help.

651
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:55,542
I'm in the middle
of something, Sahar.

652
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:57,370
You're organizing lollipops.

653
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:58,371
Yeah, you want
the right flavor,

654
00:27:58,372 --> 00:27:59,372
you're going to thank me.

655
00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:00,808
Max took Bridget.

656
00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:02,549
I think he's trying
to catch the Mantid.

657
00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:04,377
Jesus.

658
00:28:04,378 --> 00:28:06,074
Uh, hold on one second.

659
00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:07,380
Seriously?

660
00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:08,729
OK, look. I can't
leave anything half-done.

661
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,513
It's a problem.

662
00:28:10,514 --> 00:28:12,515
OK.

663
00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:14,822
<i>In the vastness
of the cosmos,</i>

664
00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:16,737
<i>decisions are rarely simple.</i>

665
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:19,740
<i>To save myself,
I must destroy my own kind.</i>

666
00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,960
<i>Yes, my people will
be annihilated,</i>

667
00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,919
<i>but they will not care because
they do not have emotions.</i>

668
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,226
<i>They are very lucky that way.</i>

669
00:28:27,227 --> 00:28:28,836
Hold on.

670
00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:32,144
Uh, are we sure this device
is safe to take to the portal?

671
00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:33,362
It is safe.

672
00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:35,321
Remember the banana.

673
00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:38,237
What--what if this thing
jams the system or whatever?

674
00:28:38,238 --> 00:28:39,804
W-why don't we
tie a rope to it,

675
00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:40,935
we'll go through, get home,

676
00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:42,894
and then pull the thing
in after us?

677
00:28:42,895 --> 00:28:45,984
Your tiny red brain
is working so hard.

678
00:28:45,985 --> 00:28:47,725
This is not a banana.

679
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,510
This is
a Pleiadian gamma cluster.

680
00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:54,819
It can monitor tides, currents,
water temperature,

681
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:59,214
the salinity of trillions
of gallons of water at once.

682
00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:03,218
This device
is incomprehensibly complex.

683
00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:05,307
This is a rock.
- What?

684
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,918
Son of a bitch.

685
00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:08,920
She tricked us.

686
00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,096
Mostly you.

687
00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:28,330
OK, Dad.
Here we go.

688
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:40,255
I was so sure I saw it.

689
00:29:40,256 --> 00:29:42,083
The...

690
00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,258
thing.

691
00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:44,564
UFO.

692
00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,218
You did.

693
00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,960
I saw it too.

694
00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:51,353
What if I said
I could give you proof?

695
00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,703
I already have proof.

696
00:29:53,704 --> 00:29:56,619
My daughter
took a dozen pictures.

697
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,621
Look at them.

698
00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:02,843
It was just a weather balloon.

699
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:03,931
Come on, Jen.

700
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,324
This is the United States
government.

701
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:06,978
They know what
they're talking about.

702
00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:08,196
I--

703
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,030
I don't know what
is wrong with me.

704
00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:19,468
Nothing is wrong with you.

705
00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:21,470
Here.

706
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,298
Not a photo.

707
00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:24,865
Real.

708
00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:27,781
It fell out of the ship.
I saw it.

709
00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:31,437
Fell off a satellite?

710
00:30:31,438 --> 00:30:34,222
Some kid's science project.

711
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:37,443
I don't know.

712
00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,314
You listen to me.

713
00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:42,927
This is what they do.
They mess with your head.

714
00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:44,537
They make you
doubt your own eyes.

715
00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:48,497
It's how people end up thinking
the moon landing was fake.

716
00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,935
- They do?
- Oh, not yet.

717
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:52,806
It doesn't matter.

718
00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:59,421
You know what makes
this even worse?

719
00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:01,554
I told Henry
down at the Elks about it.

720
00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:05,863
So stupid.

721
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,387
Now it's all around town.

722
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:12,652
Went to get my paper
this morning.

723
00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:15,742
Neighbors just staring at me.

724
00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:18,788
Forget everyone else.

725
00:31:18,789 --> 00:31:21,617
Believe what you know is true.

726
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:25,273
I don't know what's true.

727
00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:26,579
Not anymore.

728
00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,540
You should go now.

729
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,202
Thanks for fixing
Peter's legs.

730
00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:44,031
I didn't realize I was
putting them on backwards.

731
00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:46,468
Been walking around
like an ostrich.

732
00:31:46,469 --> 00:31:48,253
It's not such a bad thing.

733
00:31:48,254 --> 00:31:52,170
An ostrich will kick
the stuffing out of a cheetah.

734
00:31:52,171 --> 00:31:53,867
Hold on. I just need to use
the little girl's room.

735
00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:55,348
Go ahead.

736
00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:05,270
I'm mouth-trumpeting,
because I'm peeing,

737
00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:07,228
and I don't want
you to hear me pee.

738
00:32:07,229 --> 00:32:08,621
Then trumpet
a different song then,

739
00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:09,927
'cause that one's going
to get stuck in my head

740
00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,015
and then every time
I hear it,

741
00:32:11,016 --> 00:32:12,930
I'm going to think about you
pee--

742
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,992
I know what you mean
about the trumpeting.

743
00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:34,777
I got sick once during
our high school production

744
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:36,605
of "Meet Me in St. Louis,"

745
00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:40,348
and now, every time I hear
clang, clang, clang--

746
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:42,002
sir?

747
00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:45,092
It's a--a bug.

748
00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:46,876
You--you saw a bug?

749
00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:47,877
What kind of bug?

750
00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:48,922
Big.

751
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,097
A big thing.

752
00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:53,013
A g--a giant thing, like,
8, 9 feet tall.

753
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:55,321
Like a--like a--
like a giant cricket.

754
00:32:56,452 --> 00:32:58,279
Cricket?

755
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,454
Wait.

756
00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:01,674
W-was it more like
a praying mantis?

757
00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:03,763
Yes.
Like that.

758
00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:05,460
Oh, my God.

759
00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:07,636
It was a Mantid alien.

760
00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:09,943
You saw another alien.

761
00:33:09,944 --> 00:33:11,814
And not just any alien,

762
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:14,295
one of the rarest aliens
in the universe.

763
00:33:14,296 --> 00:33:15,514
Oh, man.

764
00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:18,473
Everyone gets
to see an alien but me.

765
00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:20,823
I'm never peeing again.

766
00:33:25,568 --> 00:33:27,787
OK, we wait for the milkman.

767
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:29,310
And then you jump him

768
00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:32,009
and strip him of his uniform,
put on the uniform,

769
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,489
knock on the door,
seduce the father,

770
00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:37,449
ply him with milks and cheeses,
get weird with it,

771
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,972
but keep his--

772
00:33:38,973 --> 00:33:41,322
This plan really hinges
on his attraction to milkmen.

773
00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,368
Who isn't attracted to milkmen?

774
00:33:43,369 --> 00:33:44,717
Uh--

775
00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:47,676
Whatever you idiots
were planning, forget it.

776
00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:49,243
I failed.

777
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:54,249
My father is going to die,
so this is all yours.

778
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,512
OK, goodbye.

779
00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:58,861
Wait, wait.

780
00:33:58,862 --> 00:33:59,949
What happened?

781
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:02,865
I thought I could save him.

782
00:34:02,866 --> 00:34:05,738
Thought I could
change the future.

783
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:09,872
I spent my whole life
hating my younger self

784
00:34:09,873 --> 00:34:12,353
because she didn't do enough.

785
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:15,139
Maybe it's time to forgive her.

786
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:17,706
Because I failed him, too.

787
00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:18,838
OK, goodbye.

788
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:22,015
OK, hold on. Jesus.

789
00:34:22,016 --> 00:34:25,192
Look, that sucks.

790
00:34:25,193 --> 00:34:26,715
But maybe you weren't meant
to come back

791
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:28,456
and change things, right?

792
00:34:28,457 --> 00:34:30,893
Why--why don't you come back
with us?

793
00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,374
No.
I'm staying.

794
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,897
Well, I'm not.

795
00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:37,292
I will wait for you
at the portal.

796
00:34:40,904 --> 00:34:42,122
I don't get it.

797
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,732
Why stay here?

798
00:34:43,733 --> 00:34:45,386
You're just a waitress.

799
00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:47,084
You could go back
to where you're admiral

800
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,782
of the space army or whatever.

801
00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:51,653
I don't really
know what your job was, sorry.

802
00:34:51,654 --> 00:34:55,222
I'm staying for her.

803
00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:57,616
That little girl is
going to need somebody.

804
00:34:57,617 --> 00:35:03,100
Her father wouldn't listen,
not even to his own daughter.

805
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,451
Yeah, but you're not.

806
00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:07,495
What?

807
00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:09,323
His daughter.

808
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:13,110
I mean, not here, not to him.

809
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:17,026
You're just Jen
from the lobster shack.

810
00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:18,898
Maybe you should let her try.

811
00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:26,166
Look, I gotta go.

812
00:35:26,167 --> 00:35:30,388
He is a hundo P
not waiting for me.

813
00:35:30,389 --> 00:35:32,346
Hey.

814
00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:33,739
Did Harry ever tell you

815
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:36,829
what he's really planning
to use that device for?

816
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,316
Oh, hi, Ms. McCallister.

817
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:49,016
That was one of my favorite
books when I was your age.

818
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:52,061
Everyone gave me baby books,

819
00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:55,718
but my dad knew that
I was capable of more.

820
00:35:58,330 --> 00:36:01,680
You saw that UFO, didn't you?

821
00:36:01,681 --> 00:36:04,553
I--I don't know.

822
00:36:09,819 --> 00:36:13,213
I know you think that if you
tell your dad what you saw

823
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:15,476
that he might not believe you,

824
00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:18,740
that things might never
be the same between you again.

825
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:21,917
How did you know that?

826
00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:26,400
I was once a little girl
too.

827
00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:31,318
Lots of people will try
to take away your voice.

828
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:34,626
But you always have
to tell the truth.

829
00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:38,499
I know that
you are very strong.

830
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,676
And right now,
you can share your strength

831
00:36:41,677 --> 00:36:46,899
with your dad so that he
believes he saw what he saw.

832
00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:54,863
Do you think you could do that
for both of us?

833
00:37:20,934 --> 00:37:21,890
Dad?

834
00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:23,109
I saw it too.

835
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,110
You did?

836
00:37:24,111 --> 00:37:26,678
I believe you.

837
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:33,032
Oh, thank you, honey,
for believing.

838
00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:39,560
Are you sure
this is the right way?

839
00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:41,736
Yes. Max said he found
some animal carcasses

840
00:37:41,737 --> 00:37:43,347
near the Grady property.

841
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,266
Yup,
here I am,

842
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:54,053
Max, just a normal
unsupervised kid

843
00:37:54,054 --> 00:37:59,145
in the woods alone at night,
who can see aliens.

844
00:37:59,146 --> 00:38:01,278
I hope there's no monsters
around.

845
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,670
I'm really helpless.

846
00:38:08,068 --> 00:38:09,155
Hey, stupid.

847
00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:11,070
Looks like company's coming.

848
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:18,207
- Oh!
- Lame catchphrase.

849
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,339
Here's mine.

850
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,950
Let me go.

851
00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,391
Ow! Wait a minute.

852
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:38,837
What the hell?

853
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:39,968
Gross.

854
00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:41,100
Huh?

855
00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:42,623
Oh, hey, guys.

856
00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,843
You seen Harry?

857
00:38:50,197 --> 00:38:51,850
Why didn't you tell me

858
00:38:51,851 --> 00:38:52,938
I was helping you
destroy your people?

859
00:38:52,939 --> 00:38:54,592
I think you would
not have helped.

860
00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:57,116
No, I wouldn't have.
Good call.

861
00:38:57,117 --> 00:38:59,510
I'm doing it
to kill the Mantid,

862
00:38:59,511 --> 00:39:01,599
to save Earth, your planet.

863
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,643
Yeah, right.

864
00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:04,123
One day as a human,

865
00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:06,343
and you care so much
about the people of Earth.

866
00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,387
Yes.

867
00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,433
You can't lie to a liar.

868
00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:10,651
Look at me.

869
00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:13,437
Harry.
- Leave me alone.

870
00:39:13,438 --> 00:39:14,612
I have to do this.

871
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:16,440
Yeah, to get
your alien energy back.

872
00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:18,137
Yes.

873
00:39:18,138 --> 00:39:20,618
OK, fine.

874
00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:23,664
I need it back.
I have to have it.

875
00:39:23,665 --> 00:39:26,624
I am weak in this human body.

876
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:29,975
I am vulnerable.
I am frightened.

877
00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:32,499
Welcome to the club.

878
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,458
I'm nothing now.

879
00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,416
You should understand.

880
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:38,200
You were an Olympic athlete.

881
00:39:38,201 --> 00:39:43,423
What if you had a chance
to get that back?

882
00:39:43,424 --> 00:39:45,251
Yeah, yeah.

883
00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:46,905
I'd be tempted.

884
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:50,387
But not if it was going
to kill everyone on Earth.

885
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:55,000
And if I was in that situation,
I would--

886
00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,828
I would want a friend
to talk me out of it.

887
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:58,482
I do not want you
to talk me out of it.

888
00:39:58,483 --> 00:39:59,831
I don't want to feel like this.

889
00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:03,182
I do not want to feel
like I am nothing.

890
00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:07,578
I think you'll feel more
like nothing if you do this.

891
00:40:07,579 --> 00:40:09,971
These are your people.

892
00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:13,061
You can't just wipe 'em out.

893
00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:16,848
But I will be me again.

894
00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:19,459
But only you.

895
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:24,464
No one else in your race.
No connection.

896
00:40:24,465 --> 00:40:27,815
Just floating
at the end of nothing.

897
00:40:47,314 --> 00:40:51,926
<i>Sometimes beings are forced
to acknowledge their history.</i>

898
00:41:01,241 --> 00:41:03,982
<i>And to recognize that
they are not separate from it,</i>

899
00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:06,941
<i>but that
it lives inside of them.</i>

900
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,906
Yeah, your cards are bad.

901
00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:16,516
There's a couple
of cards there.

902
00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:19,040
<i>Sometimes they get
to rewrite their history.</i>

903
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:19,954
Take that one.
I don't even need it.

904
00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,173
I don't want that one.

905
00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:23,088
I want--
I want this one over here.

906
00:41:23,089 --> 00:41:25,525
<i>Sometimes they avoid it entirely.</i>

907
00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:28,354
<i>I spent my whole life</i>

908
00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:32,010
<i>hating my younger self,
because she didn't do enough.</i>

909
00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:33,577
<i>Maybe it's time
to forgive her.</i>

910
00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:37,755
You screwed everything up.

911
00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:50,594
Oh, hey, there's D'arcy.

912
00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:04,521
<i>Please.
Give me my baby.</i>

913
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,480
Hon, you okay?

914
00:42:07,481 --> 00:42:09,917
She was there.

915
00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:11,484
What?

916
00:42:15,576 --> 00:42:19,231
<i>My history is one of being
a strong, proud alien,</i>

917
00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:21,668
<i>and I chose to preserve that.</i>

918
00:42:21,669 --> 00:42:23,583
<i>Now my story is...</i>

919
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,498
<i>I am a human.</i>

920
00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:27,805
<i>And a
lactose-intolerant human.</i>

921
00:42:27,806 --> 00:42:31,156
<i>But as humans like to say,
and I still do not know why,</i>

922
00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:34,420
<i>it is what it is.</i>

923
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:35,900
<i>And I'm sure
it will not be as bad.</i>

924
00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:36,944
<i>Ouch, ouch, ouch.</i>

925
00:42:36,945 --> 00:42:38,163
<i>Foot cramp. Foot cramp.</i>

926
00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:41,645
Ah, ah.

927
00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:44,561
Honey, I'm home.

928
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,345
Heather.

929
00:42:46,346 --> 00:42:48,608
I want you to meet your kids.

930
00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:53,657
<i>♪ It's a shocking reveal</i>

931
00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:56,747
<i>And sometimes, our history
comes home to roost.</i>

932
00:42:56,748 --> 00:42:59,620
Oh.

933
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:07,801
<i>♪ The love in your voice
leaves me with a choice ♪</i>

934
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:11,849
<i>♪ But I'm scared to cross</i>

935
00:43:11,850 --> 00:43:16,201
<i>♪ Can't decide for my life</i>

936
00:43:16,202 --> 00:43:20,466
<i>♪ Where my love resides</i>

937
00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:25,036
<i>♪ Got me weak in the knees</i>

938
00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:31,913
<i>♪ And the pain still sings</i>


